Monday, May 10, 2010

lawak hari selasa


"saya tak solat sebab saya dalam keadaan darurat"
"saya tak boleh tengok jubur saya sendiri"



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14 comments:

b.r.u.t.a.l.s.o.l.o said...

ada mamak kena bisul..kat punggung dia nak tengok tak nampak... dia ambik cermin... tiba tiba batang dia tegak... dia punya marah sound " sendiri punya pun mau makan ka ? "

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kalau ikut hukum dah boleh sepak mamat ni

nuar gian jubo said...

lubang jubo sendiri tentu tak nampak kecuali tengok pakai cermin...tapi soalnya skrg, cuba tanya batang yg masuk dlm jubo dia tu ada nampak ke tak? Kalu nampak saiz dia besar mana agak2? Panjang ke pendek? Kalu tak caya cuba check pulak batang yg dituduh tu...ikut spec ke tak?

hg_kasturi said...

Setiap hari BN menerimas berita baik drpd rakyat yang bijak dn berfikiran waras. Rakyat mcm nilah yg kita mahu .. bukan rakyat yg terdiri dr spesis Pekung dan Bengong yg rata2 terdiri dr Pakatan Reput khususnya dr Parti kelentong Rakyat. Apapun tk kisah lah..kerana rata2 mereka yg KEBENGONGAN ini sebenarnya kecewa dengan tindak tanduk mereka sendiri .. disebabkan MALU tk bertempat ..maka diteruskan jugak niat busuk mereka ini. Itulah yg dinamakan EGO..ataupun lain perkataan ..EGOISME KEBAHALOLAN HAPRAK. Tapi tak mengapa ..kerana spesis2 KONKIAK ini lama kelamaan akan sedar dari LAMUNAN TERHENTI.. huak huak huak .. ptuihhhh.

Oh ya berita terbaik hari ini .. khusus buat renungan Si KONKIAK KEPALA KULUP serta GEROMBOLAN KONKIAK nya... sila layannnnn:


Ketua Pemuda PKR Sibu keluar parti
May 10, 2010

SIBU, 10 Mei — Ketua Pemuda Parti Keadilan Rakyat (PKR) Sibu, Jee Chang Peng, 42, hari ini mengumumkan keluar parti.

Katanya beliau bercadang untuk menyertai parti komponen Barisan Nasional tetapi masih belum membuat keputusan untuk menyertai parti yang mana.

Ketika ditanya Jee mendakwa beliau keluar dari parti itu disebabkan perbalahan dalaman dan keadaan parti yang kucar-kacir.

"PKR di sini kucar-kacir dan ramai ketua cawangan di sini yang berebut jawatan serta bergaduh setiap kali diadakan mesyuarat," katanya yang menyertai parti tersebut sejak awal penubuhannya.

Bercakap kepada pemberita di sini, Jee mendakwa seramai 70 rakannya akan turut keluar PKR. — Bernama


hg_kasturi berkata :
Beginilah keadaan Parti Haprak berebut kuasa .. belum memerentah sudah kucar kacir jadinya.Bagaimana agaknya kalau perentah Malaysia.. sudah tentu GILA BABI jadinya.Silap2 ada 10 PM .. maka bila buat satu2 keputusan .. maka 10 PM tadi tidak sependapat..masing2 haprak dan bahalol .. Maka sudah tentu kacau bilau...huak huak huak ptuihhhh...
P/s* Kalau dh ketua pemimpin gila kuasa ... maka yg bawah2 ni pun turut sama gila kuasa..>>> tak boleh jadi ... tak boleh jadi ...
HIDUP BARISAN ... DULU KINI DAN SELAMA NYA UNTUK RAKYAT.

Anonymous said...

yeeaaahh...pakatan haprak sudah mengong..tak tau nak ckp apa lagi dah..kununnya nuar la penyelamat negara...khaaaakpptuuuuiiiihh!
Kununnya takde pemimpin sehebat nuar...
Kununnya nuar lah segala2nya....padahal nuar nak jaga kepala bana dia aje..kah kah kah..bodo btul penyokong pakatan!

Boleh said...

Our current malay generation is racist now because they desperately want to hang on to privileges which I frankly believe it slowly causing the malay race to rot away and become a pathetic race on crutches dependent.

I think that malays are the most stupid idiots on earth – they might have big sized bodies bud in their heads, but they have puny brains.

Thus coming to the conclusion that they are the most stupid black blocks on earth – they are coloured black and stink like a garbage dump.

Does malays ever think twice about their religious? What if yours believe is not what you think!

You malays will rape anybody just for sexual pleasure. You didn't read about the malay who raped his own sister?

Not only that! They yell 5 times per day and expect to go to heaven! After committing so many sins like steal, rape, killing!

Malays are so stupid that deserve to be robbed by their own government. They in fact deserve to be raped as well. Maybe we were better off as British rule Malaysia after all.

Malays are jealous of Chinese, that is why they hate them. Americans are not jealous of Chinese, because they don't need tongkat. They buy a lot of Chinese goods. If they hate, they would have boycott the products. Bodoh!

Oh! Bodoh! Only blind man needs tongkat.

If Americans don't hate the malays, why is there so much bad press against Mahathir when he scolded the Americans? You malays are brainless and never read the newspaper. Everyday special rights here and there……….still like your tongkat so much!

You go to American embassy and see which country now is blacklisted? Did they blacklist Taiwan, Singapore, Hong Kong?

Even the Japanese look down upon the malays because they are just a bunch of fool, corrupt, lazy person who feed on the Chinese income tax for their existence.

The malays want to produce as many pig babies as they want, but doesn’t teach them what is honesty, hardworking, civilisation!

reek said...

UMNO = Untuk Makan Nasi Orang

This is a new generation of lazy malays who evolved from their lazy ancestors. Not surprising la! Wait for the next generation of lazy malays on the future with better parasitic economic policies.

fargoman said...

Yes, which Islamic country in the world today is strong in technology, R&D, literature, etc?

The answer is a big NONE!

Drop Islam and malays would be a better race!

yoy said...

Morons like Perkasa talk about sacrificing. We have as yet to hear what sacrifices they are speaking about. Today, Malaysia is ruled by a single regime not so different from Burma. They call themselves UMNO. In fact, Malaysia has been under Emergency Rule for the past 40 years. Still in a state of Emergency Rule.

kentanjim said...

Isn't a shame to call it Islamic when the entire Umno regime is corrupted to the core and acts with impunity as though there is no God.

I would say Kelantan is more Islamic than the entire Umno regime.

This Umno regime violates every single injunction of God.

oversee said...

The malays do not exist as a unique tribe but are the result of centuries of mix amongst various ethnic groups - migrants from Yunnan, Polynesia, Java, Sumatra, Turkey, Arabia, India, Siam, Cambodia, Laos.

Once they began to populate the Malayan Peninsula - (which wasn't named for the malay race but derives from the Tamil word for "mountain" - malai) they figured it would be advantageous to claim ownership of the land by dubbing it Tanah Melayu.

It was mostly a political part of various pirate bloodlines to create their own Promised Land.

kulupSakah said...

teknik baru - kena liwat tapi tiada kesan tusukan.
ini dinamakan kote halimunan.
kahkahkah..
lawak ini akan dikenang zaman berzaman beserta penjilat2 bahalol...

abgBro said...

bdk mude ngan org tua pun tak terlawan??? agak2 la weiii kalu nk menipu tuuu...bodo punye umeno

hg_kasturi said...

Orang baru byk komen tentang kebodohan melayu ... hahahah..

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