Wednesday, December 22, 2010

bila mama pakai celana

akhbar tak berkala 'keadilan' ada menyiarkan sitcom "bila mama pakai celana" karya aku berbagai episod. kisah suami isteri- suaminya jendul dan sangat takutkan isterinya yang besar. pergi dapatkan!
tajuknya dah jadi 'bikmama' tapi aku lebih suka tajuk 'bila mama pakai celana' dikekalkan. bikmama adalah hakcipta tukar tiub. nanti dia mintak royalti. kah kah kah!


11 comments:

Kuasai minda said...

Teringat alkisah Re dalam filem De Re Mi, kena kontrol dengan bini....

Pena Marhaen said...

dia panas dia kipas,
aku panas aku kipas...
hahahaha!!teringat kat dialog filem nasib do re mi..

yoy said...

Our current malay generation is racist now because they desperately want to hang on to privileges which I frankly believe it slowly causing the malay race to rot away and become a pathetic race on crutches dependent.

I think that malays are the most stupid idiots on earth – they might have big sized bodies bud in their heads, but they have puny brains.

Thus coming to the conclusion that they are the most stupid black blocks on earth – they are coloured black and stink like a garbage dump.

Does malays ever think twice about their religious? What if yours believe is not what you think!

You malays will rape anybody just for sexual pleasure. You didn't read about the malay who raped his own sister?

Not only that! They yell 5 times per day and expect to go to heaven! After committing so many sins like steal, rape, killing!

Malays are so stupid that deserve to be robbed by their own government. They in fact deserve to be raped as well. Maybe we were better off as British rule Malaysia after all.

Malays are jealous of Chinese, that is why they hate them. Americans are not jealous of Chinese, because they don't need tongkat. They buy a lot of Chinese goods. If they hate, they would have boycott the products. Bodoh!

Oh! Bodoh! Only blind man needs tongkat.

If Americans don't hate the malays, why is there so much bad press against Mahathir when he scolded the Americans? You malays are brainless and never read the newspaper. Everyday special rights here and there……….still like your tongkat so much!

You go to American embassy and see which country now is blacklisted? Did they blacklist Taiwan, Singapore, Hong Kong?

Even the Japanese look down upon the malays because they are just a bunch of fool, corrupt, lazy person who feed on the Chinese income tax for their existence.

The malays want to produce as many pig babies as they want, but doesn’t teach them what is honesty, hardworking, civilisation!

Boleh said...

You stinking malay pig, please get the f*** back to your own land in Aceh or Jawa, whatever. Because this is Tanah Orang Asli and malay pig like you are pendatang!

To non-malays……….time and time again we have said that the malays are from Jawa. I always say that they are from Aceh, Sumatra, etc - do you see anyone of these racists (obviously malays) objecting to that fact?

This is the truth and they cannot handle this. They don't dare say that because it is so true! Even Mahathir admitted recently - the origins of the malays are not Malaysia but Indonesia - Sumatra and island etc.

The real bumis are the natives of Borneo and the Orang Asli. Not these malay free loaders and wasted sperms.

"Son of the soil" incorrect! More appropriate term would be "Rapist of the soil"! Malays are pendatang, they called Chinese and Indians pendatang! Tak malu!

To malays pendatang from Indonesia, you are also enemy to Indonesia, stupid! Apa? Tak faham English? Makan tahi dan berambus balik ke Jawa! Setia kepada negara Indonesia! So are you, malay pig!

Aren't you a bloody hypocrite? You are not the Orang Asli of this country - you are an immigrant from Jawa, Sulawesi, all elsewhere - why did you come here to this country then?

Why not help your own country (or should I say your dilapidated kampung in Jawa) and improve the situation then? What……….what did you say? Oh you want a better life is it? I see - so what does that make you? A patriotic fake? Or a hypocrite with no substance?

Compare China and Indonesia - then tell me who is faring better in the international stage! You useless malay pig. At the end of the day - you work for me.

Obviously, you are worse than shit. Not pigs, for pigs are really smart animals. Tanah Melayu my ass! Orang Asli were here before your ancestors crept onto this land. Learn some history, ok? Of course, you can always change history! Tak malu kah!

You are sick in the brain, thanks to Mahathir!

Chinese got pissed off as not all Chinese are rich, but all work their asses off to make an honest living, while idiots like you think that you are entitled to riches without sweating. What discontent? After all the handouts all these years, you still couldn't get your acts together, and you want to blame others, the Chinese, the Indians? Where is your dignity?

What anger? You get angry at the Olympics because malays can't run faster than the Americans? The Aussies? The Chinese? (Just imagine some of you jokers made it to the Olympics, although none did!)

If you want to run amok, go ahead, join the apes and chimpanzees, your kind have been doing that at Perak, brainless monkeys they are, and so are you, go flock together.

The reason why malays tend to run "amok" is because of close relative breeding. Just like non-high breed dogs - brother have sex with the mother, and father marry their own sister, and the confusion goes on.

The end result is non-high breed dogs - that are difficult to train and tend to even bite their own master. Unlike the Chinese, they are very careful not to have too close relative marrying one another.

That is why you can see how Chinese excel in different part of the world. The Chinese are indeed a world race now, as China progress with such speed which is unknown off in any other race in the world!

Singapore is a fine example of Chinese superiority! Sad news for the malay race but then again it is the truth!

romsam said...

The malays do not exist as a unique tribe but are the result of centuries of mix amongst various ethnic groups - migrants from Yunnan, Polynesia, Java, Sumatra, Turkey, Arabia, India, Siam, Cambodia, Laos.

Once they began to populate the Malayan Peninsula - (which wasn't named for the malay race but derives from the Tamil word for "mountain" - malai) they figured it would be advantageous to claim ownership of the land by dubbing it Tanah Melayu.

It was mostly a political part of various pirate bloodlines to create their own Promised Land.

Irwan said...

Aduuuhhhhh tuan kulup...gambar header tu klasik laaa....

Call me selfish but can I publish it in my blog? Epic laaa....

Nak nagis pun ada.

Kagum pun ada.

Adusssss....I can feel it mannnn..

(feel apa?)

THE PAIN as well as THE LOVE

(to who?)

HIM

Irwan said...

ni dia:
http://aderberani.blogspot.com/2010/12/gambar-paling-gempak-untuk-minggu-ini.html

sorry la sebab aku brighten dan kuatkan sikit kontrasnyer nak kasi nampak lirikan mata kau

kulupSakah said...

kawan2,
harap kalian enjoy katun tu..

anonymous yg mencopypaste komen2 bodoh ni kesaann..sape le dok minat baca ye dak? kalau nak racist pon biar cerdik skt..
seluruh gugusan kepulauan melayu hingga ke filipina, suatu masa dulu jika penduduknya berhijrah dari satu tempat ke satu tempat yg lain ia bkn dikira pendatang selagi dlm nusantara..
macam cina hong kong pi china, cina taiwan pi macao ke..biasaklah..
kah kah!

irwan, terima kasihlah ye..

b.r.u.t.a.l.s.o.l.o said...

mama mana nih? kih kih kih

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