Monday, June 22, 2009

petua awet muda (mesti baca)


Secrets to a Long and Happy Life


A passer-by noticed an old lady sitting on her front step and asked her the “burning question” :
"I couldn't help noticing how happy you look! What is your secret for such a long, happy life?"


"I smoke 4 packs of cigarettes a day", she said. "Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food. On weekends I pop a huge number of pills and do no exercise at all.""This is absolutely amazing at your age!!!!", says the passer-by. "And, how old are you?"
"Twenty four."
(emel dari osmang serawak)

7 comments:

Pyanhabib said...

tih tih tih...

gedek! said...

Bro.... apakah moral yang kita dapat dari entri ni...? Kah kah kah!

kulupSakah said...

dek,
layan diri namanye..pedulik hapa kata orang dan sentiasa berfikiran muda..
sewel? ahh!!! itu kata mereka...

tih tih tih...

gedek! said...

Setuju bro... 'Tak payah jadi orang lain... jadi diri sendiri je...'

wakaradesign said...

betul bro ks.
jadi diri sendiri je.
hehehe..

aku tgk makcik tu punya pakaian colourful betul.meriah.

mamai said...

hahahahaha lu rasa rosmah mau bikin inimaca ka

punaipendek said...

bro kulop,nak tiru gaya hidup mcm tu ke?tiru gaya hidup rosmah lagi bgs.kah kah kah